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This shirt doesn’t run on hugs and green juice. It runs on ribeyes, black coffee, and whatever the hell today throws your way. You're not built for quiet mornings and balanced routines — you're built for high-octane days and barely-contained insanity.
From grill smoke to burnout rubber, caffeine jitters to controlled mayhem — this is the official uniform of the modern savage. Wear it like body armor. Live it like a battle cry.
Steak in the tank. Coffee in the veins. Chaos in the soul.
No soy. No surrender.
Fueled by Steak, Coffee & Chaos
$23.00
From grill smoke to burnout rubber, caffeine jitters to controlled mayhem — this is the official uniform of the modern savage. Wear it like body armor. Live it like a battle cry.
Steak in the tank. Coffee in the veins. Chaos in the soul.
No soy. No surrender.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 17 ½ |
| S | 28 | 19 |
| M | 29 | 20 ½ |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 44.5 |
| S | 71.1 | 48.3 |
| M | 73.7 | 52 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |