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I Don’t Dial 911
Some people call for help. Others are the help. This shirt is for the men who take responsibility for their own safety—and anyone dumb enough to test it. No waiting, no begging, no busy signals. Just immediate action.
Bold. Unapologetic. A warning label you wear on your chest.

I Don't Dial 911
$23.00
Some people call for help. Others are the help. This shirt is for the men who take responsibility for their own safety—and anyone dumb enough to test it. No waiting, no begging, no busy signals. Just immediate action.
Bold. Unapologetic. A warning label you wear on your chest.
Size guide
BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 17 ½ |
S | 28 | 19 |
M | 29 | 20 ½ |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
XS | 68.6 | 44.5 |
S | 71.1 | 48.3 |
M | 73.7 | 52 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |