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I Don’t Need a Safe Space. I Have a Garage.
When life gets loud, weak men run to “safe spaces.” Real men? We’ve got the garage—where the smell of oil, the sound of tools, and the satisfaction of fixing something drown out the world’s whining. This shirt isn’t just apparel—it’s a declaration that your sanctuary is lit by fluorescent bulbs and fueled by grease, grit, and horsepower.
Durable print, soft feel, unapologetically masculine. Wear it with pride, and let the world know your therapy comes with a socket set.
I Don't Need a Safe Space. I Have a Garage.
$23.00
When life gets loud, weak men run to “safe spaces.” Real men? We’ve got the garage—where the smell of oil, the sound of tools, and the satisfaction of fixing something drown out the world’s whining. This shirt isn’t just apparel—it’s a declaration that your sanctuary is lit by fluorescent bulbs and fueled by grease, grit, and horsepower.
Durable print, soft feel, unapologetically masculine. Wear it with pride, and let the world know your therapy comes with a socket set.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 17 ½ |
| S | 28 | 19 |
| M | 29 | 20 ½ |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 44.5 |
| S | 71.1 | 48.3 |
| M | 73.7 | 52 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |