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Wrenches before words. This shirt is for the hands-on legends who know the universal truth: if it won’t move, torque it. If it breaks, duct tape it. If it still doesn’t work… you didn’t torque it hard enough.
Built for garage warriors, shade-tree savants, and anyone who understands that brute force is a valid solution. Whether you're under the hood, under the bike, or under pressure — this is your uniform.
No soy. No surrender. Just torque (and sometimes duct tape).
I Fix Problems with Torque (and Sometimes Duct Tape)
$23.00
Built for garage warriors, shade-tree savants, and anyone who understands that brute force is a valid solution. Whether you're under the hood, under the bike, or under pressure — this is your uniform.
No soy. No surrender. Just torque (and sometimes duct tape).
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 17 ½ |
| S | 28 | 19 |
| M | 29 | 20 ½ |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 44.5 |
| S | 71.1 | 48.3 |
| M | 73.7 | 52 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |