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This Ain’t Your Grandpa’s Farm… Actually, It Is, and He Was a Beast
Your grandpa didn’t need Wi-Fi, power steering, or a climate-controlled cab—he ran this land with grit, muscle, and a work ethic that’d break most men today. This shirt is for the ones carrying that same torch, proving every day that hard work is in the bloodline. The farm might have modern tools now, but the backbone is still pure old-school beast mode.
Rugged print. Comfortable fit. Built for those who inherited more than just dirt—they inherited a legacy.

This Ain’t Your Grandpa’s Farm… Actually, It Is, and He Was a Beast
$23.00
Your grandpa didn’t need Wi-Fi, power steering, or a climate-controlled cab—he ran this land with grit, muscle, and a work ethic that’d break most men today. This shirt is for the ones carrying that same torch, proving every day that hard work is in the bloodline. The farm might have modern tools now, but the backbone is still pure old-school beast mode.
Rugged print. Comfortable fit. Built for those who inherited more than just dirt—they inherited a legacy.
Size guide
BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 17 ½ |
S | 28 | 19 |
M | 29 | 20 ½ |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
XS | 68.6 | 44.5 |
S | 71.1 | 48.3 |
M | 73.7 | 52 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |