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There was a time when your handshake said everything.
When calluses weren’t a flaw — they were your f*cking résumé.
This shirt is for the men who still split wood by hand, fix what’s broken, and don’t need lotion to feel good about themselves.
“Soft Hands Break Easy” isn’t about mocking weakness — it’s a public service announcement.
If you’re soft, stay inside. If you’re built for it, wear this like armor.
Heavy cotton. Heavy message. Zero apologies.
Soft Hands Break Easy
$25.75
When calluses weren’t a flaw — they were your f*cking résumé.
This shirt is for the men who still split wood by hand, fix what’s broken, and don’t need lotion to feel good about themselves.
“Soft Hands Break Easy” isn’t about mocking weakness — it’s a public service announcement.
If you’re soft, stay inside. If you’re built for it, wear this like armor.
Heavy cotton. Heavy message. Zero apologies.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 17 ½ |
| S | 28 | 19 |
| M | 29 | 20 ½ |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 44.5 |
| S | 71.1 | 48.3 |
| M | 73.7 | 52 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |