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Let’s get something straight, Chad — this isn’t a fashion accessory. It’s a battle-ready bag of steel, sweat, and solutions. If it doesn’t hold wrenches, zip ties, or something that can fix a broken axle, it ain’t coming.
This shirt is for the guys who carry torque, not lip balm. The ones who smell like oil and earned calluses, not cucumber mist and weak sauce.
So next time someone calls it a man purse, remind them:
It’s a toolbag, Chad.
No soy. No surrender.
This Ain’t a Man Purse, It’s a Toolbag, Chad
$23.00
This shirt is for the guys who carry torque, not lip balm. The ones who smell like oil and earned calluses, not cucumber mist and weak sauce.
So next time someone calls it a man purse, remind them:
It’s a toolbag, Chad.
No soy. No surrender.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 17 ½ |
| S | 28 | 19 |
| M | 29 | 20 ½ |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 44.5 |
| S | 71.1 | 48.3 |
| M | 73.7 | 52 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |